The opinionated fool declareth:

I laughed.

So, I haven't updated in 2 weeks. Sorry. I know - being the coolest freakin' guy on the planet, everybody has probably been biting their nails wondering that the heck Chris has been up to. Not much, really. Things are copacetic. Trying to work more, get a side project finished here in the lab by the end of summer so my name will actually return a hit on PubMed.com. Also trying to get the pwg stuff back in gear. WoW play is in effect, but under control, unlike a while ago. My iPod is broke, and being an incredibly dumb idiot, I waited until it lapsed from it's 1-year-warranty to register a repair request with Apple. Now I'm sending it to a third-party company for repair. Probably going to be a hundred bucks to get it fixed. Good thing I'm filthy, stinking rich. I'm going to buy another soccer ball. The Feroni isn't holding air anymore. In case you're wondering, The Feroni is a soccer ball that I stole from a 10 year old a few years ago. I believ...