The opinionated fool declareth:

Where else can you find hard-hitting stories about toilet paper theft that's going on in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin? From CNN , of course.

Yeah! I feel great! Okay, I wrecked out my beater-car last week, so I have no car. But now I'm thinking that I may not actually bother to find a replacement car right away. I would have never thought that I'd say this, but living 10 miles from my place of work actually doesn't require a car. I've come up with a great way to save money, not have a car, and get in some bitchin' exercise, all from biking to work. I'll be rich and good-looking, right? Here's a Google Maps version of the route that I take to/from work: Google Map . View Larger Map This yields about 1-1.5 hours of good aerobic activity (depending on how hard I ride) for every day that I do it. Now that I'm really trying to eat better in order to lose "the man-bewbs," this is a really great thing, and will complement the evening lifting I've been doing in the garage with Eric's weight bench. The negative to all of this (actually, there are a few things): it takes about ...