The opinionated fool declareth:

It's almost official: Hugo Chavez is a despotic dictator. Telegraph story

We all know that I'm a virgin, right? Well, if anybody has evidence to the contrary, step forward. :P Here's more proof of my virginity. Haha. Interesting, to say the least. They don't really establish causality, as it would be most difficult to do so, but, yeah. Interesting nonetheless. (Link from slashdot's site.)