OKAAAAY DAN!!! YOU GOT IT DOOOOD!!!

Gotta love it when the boss looks at you and says "Don't fuck this up, man!" before you've started what you're doing.

I stifled the first thing that came to mind, which was to reply in kind with a similarly patronizing smirk and say, "OKAY DAN, BE SURE NOT TO CRASH YOUR CAR INTO A BUS ON YOUR WAY HOME! THAT WOULD BE BAD! DON'T FUCK UP YOUR RIDE HOME!"

Really, what kind of asshole says something like that?

It reminds me of another time probably 2 years ago when Dan gave me a tube with a DNA sample and said, "Don't contaminate this." He wasn't joking, he was absolutely serious. Like he maybe thought I thought I could, or would, or was planning to contaminate the sample... maybe I was about to... by shoving it up his ass! What a smacktard I work for!

It's hard to work where your boss has absolutely no regard for you (other than thinking you're going to "fuck this up, man.") At least I'm not the tired and depressed guy that goes around sighing all the time and yelling "mother fucker!" randomly. Gotta keep it all in perspective.

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Anonymous said…
Hi Chris. What's Happening? Yeah, we're no longer spitting in our reactions or licking the pipet tips. Did you get that memo? If you could go ahead and try to remember that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
7:02 PM
Big Chris said…
OKAAAAAAAAY! :)
8:42 PM
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