Cut that mullet:

I cut my hair. Not too short. And, no, Dan, not to be like you.

By the way - how did it get to be 6:40am? I mean, the equivalent of 5:40am? Got a lot of work to do tomorrow.

Today I:
*repaired my pair of sandals using a high-power staple gun, a hammer, and a dinner fork - in that order
*cleaned the Beretta 92FS 9MM. Such a pretty gun, I really need to keep that baby cleaner, like she deserves. Who knew so much gunk could get stuck in there?
*started watching Rome season II. Really damned good. So far it's not quite as entertaining as season I, but that's like saying the second ribeye steak wasn't as good as the first when in reality you didn't need two steaks, you fatty
*and speaking of steaks, I weighed myself and discovered I'm getting fatter
*cut my hair to a reasonable length
*stayed up way too goddamned late!!

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