I successfully executed yet another "Holterhoff Exit" from my bicycle on the way into work today. Layed the bike down, did two barrel rolls (well, half barrel rolls and half forward flips), landed on my feet, literally standing from the rolling momentum. I did a little hop, then pumped my hands in the air in a victorious gymnast's salute. It was yet another instance of wishing my life were videotaped, since I bet I looked pretty slick. I swear, being a goalkeeper for 14 years (longer?) will really teach you how to fall correctly and without harming your body.

And really, all I have to show for it is gravel ground into the exposed flesh of my hands where they scored against the sidewalk. Beats a broken arm or leg, right?

:)

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