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One of the overlooked benefits of drive-through Taco Cabana is that they'll throw in 4-5 little containers of pico de gallo and salsa in the bag as you drive off.

When it gets to be 2am and you're still trying to catch up on work (because you're a dumb ox) these little containers become known as "delicious bites of rejuvenation." You pop the lid off, and throw the tomatoy-oniony-cilantroey-jalapenoey goodness down the esophagus... you feel the cool, juicy goodness sink down into your stomache.

Mmmm.

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Big Chris said…
I should amend this:

"you feel the cool, juicy goodness sink down into your stomach... where it begins to eat a hole into your stomach lining, boring ultimately into your eternal soul, where it begins to glow with a mysterious light as its fiery essence mingles with with the blaring music in the lab to assault your transcendant state with fiece and unending attacks consisting of pure peppery goodness."
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