Urbandictionary.com

Some high-quality urbandictionary.com definitions randomly observed:

guitar face: the face you make when in pain, ecstasy or passing massive amounts of gas. (bonus link HERE - am I the only one that laughs?

safety buzz: The amount of alcohol (or other substance) intake neccessary to provide a reason to try and make a move on someone. If this person is not receptive to the advance, then he/she can later claim that it was the substance talking and not them. However, if he/she welcomes the advance, there is nothing to worry about.

break the seal: The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes.

unprotected sleep: turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep; risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

Urbandictionary.com: usually crude; always entertaining.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Been a big fan of "breaking the seal" for a few years now. It's precise and appropriate.
8:41 PM
Anonymous said…
Yep, I think you are the only on that laughs. =)
9:01 PM
Anonymous said…
one*
Why do I feel the need to correct typos on blogger?
9:02 PM
Big Chris said…
because you make fun of other peoples' typos?

<( ^-^)>
10:08 PM
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